wow, i'm pretty darn smart!! [02 Nov 2006|11:51am] You paid attention during 80% of high school! 68-84% Pretty good, you know that there are libraries and newspapers, and you remember what you've read. You were a child that wasn't left behind! Do you deserve your high school diploma? Make a Quiz 6 fingered asses - How Sexual.

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[02 Feb 2006|06:14pm] What Is Your Best Sexual Skill? Name: Age: Sex: MaleFemale Sexuality: StraightGayBisexual Flirting Skill Level - 46% Kissing Skill Level - 100% Cudding Skill Level - 90% Sex Skill Level - 99% Why They Love You You are too good to be true. Why They Hate You You're too good to be true. This quiz by lady_wintermoon - Taken 4251580 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz 4 fingered asses - How Sexual.

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[07 Jul 2005|11:56am] - Get mcdonald's CHECK! - Get mail from old apartment CHECK! - Call Hakim for contacts CHECK! - Pay dentist 160$ ..... - excercise ..... I'm GOING!! - bathe... - suntan ............... fuck that OK well looks like i got shit to do so no more LJ WHORING... fuck 1 fingered ass - How Sexual.

[03 Jan 2005|07:10am] 1. Happy New year. 2. Last night I had a dream where my ex-roomate and I, Celeste, were in this competition because we wanted the same guy. So, we competed by playing fucking BADMINTON! haha.. hilarious. However, I lost the hottie and she got him. I ended up getting some other guy. Our prize, was to go to Windsor. SO we went and visited SHannon!! (asspanda/bettie cracker) There, we had to babysit her retarded cousin.. We took him on a walk and hilarity ensued! he bugged bums, and old ladies and he snotted so much.. it was great. I think i woke up at this point. I don't know HOW since the volume on my alarm clock is WAY low... bah, i woke up anywya.... what a drag. Time for work 4 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[25 Dec 2004|03:00pm] xmas party at bopeep_erotica's house!! monstar monstar</strong> drank 7 cosmopolitans, 14 pernods, 6 champagnes, 15 coffee liqueurs, 8 aligator bites and 13 absinthes. monstar</strong> booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made salofixx</strong> choke half to death on a piece of popcorn. Wait a minute, don't approach them! They might attack! Stop feeling my ass monstar</strong>! Stop it! sndo sndo</strong> drank 12 sherrys, 5 mescals, 15 stouts, 6 tequilas, 13 white russians and a coffee liqueur. During a game of truth or dare, sndo</strong> admitted that their most embarassing moment was when they got booted in the privates by the Queen Mother after asking her to sign their nads with a permanent marker! detractor detractor</strong> drank 9 ciders, 9 aligator bites, 14 cosmopolitans, 9 vodkas and a champagne. salofixx salofixx</strong> drank 15 lagers, 12 hot toddys and 10 irish creams. m_dest m_dest</strong> drank 10 ciders, 3 vodkas, 5 hot toddys, a poteen and 10 white russians. drivesouth drivesouth</strong> drank 5 aftershocks, 7 hot toddys and 9 mint juleps. jkbk18 jkbk18</strong> drank 10 brandys and 4 rums. bopeep_erotica bopeep_erotica</strong> drank 14 pilsners. xratedangel xratedangel</strong> drank 9 mint juleps and 4 aligator bites. daisyecstacy daisyecstacy</strong> drank 11 lagers. 4 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to bopeep_erotica</strong>'s kitchen floor! Xmas Party? Drunken fights, hammer attacks, glorious turkeys, ridiculous amounts of alcohol, sex, drugs and rock n roll Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks! Drunken Hero 1 fingered ass - How Sexual.

[20 Nov 2004|02:32pm] YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!H!Oheodhahsdf i FINALLY WRITE an entry in livejournal! A LONG ONE ABOUT my exciting life and it ATE IT!!! odshfosahdfiasdfoasdofihasodhfoashfoahfohfeya9g eh8ewyrwe9r ybw im SO FUCKIG pissed.... urg 5 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[17 Nov 2004|07:13am] Personality Quiz LJ Username Your Hair Color You tend to be... Carefree You listen to... Cradle of Filth At your funeral... People will celebrate You are skilled at... Drinking anything with alcohol in it You will marry... cracker_brat You look... Like a model This Quiz by soporifical - Taken 20380 Times. </a> New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology celebrate?!?! haha SHAME! 1 fingered ass - How Sexual.

[01 Nov 2004|06:45pm] OH MAN melissa got her Fed Ex package!!! They found her on Information im SO SO happy!! 3 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[01 Nov 2004|05:59pm] So now for a Halloween picture entry! ( PANCAKES!!! ) 1 fingered ass - How Sexual.

[01 Nov 2004|05:00pm] Alright, day 4 without purerave. and suspect is showing signs of severe withdrawals. The withdrawals include: shakes, nervousness, irritability, and repeated clicking of www.purerave.com, and then crying profusely when 'page cannot be displayed' shows up on the screen OK back to reality folks. Last night was Halloween and everyone met up here before going out. I was quite irritable cuz i have a hard time having so many people over at once with candles gong and shit. Im so paranoid about messig my place up. Night all in all was a big blur, pretty much. I had fun at the bar it was so packed! and then sophie fucked off and then i went home. To meet up with the boyfriend! Also, last week Melissa (my future roomate) sent me a 400$US money order. Couldn't cash it at the Bank cuz it says 'can only be negotiated in the US" .... so i go to money Mart.. same shit So i FINALLY get her address and send it Fed Ex. Cost me 31$ that i couldn't spare at the moment... Now, I get home, and I sent it to her MAILING address, and not her home address! So i call Fed Ex and get the address changed. THinking everything is FIANLLY over with and im gonna get cash on tuesday when she receives her money order.... I get a call this morning from the guy from Fed Ex APPARENTLy the address is really hard to find and i need to give him an intersection on Pawling Lake drive..... WELL I DONT KNOW!! so they're like, "ok give us her number, well figure it out".... don't know that either. SO i had the option of a)sending the package back to me or B) destroying it... SO NOW Im gonna receive this FUCKING CURSED MONEY ORDER BACK TO ME with no way of paying tohave it sent back.. Now, she's gonna be back in canada on the 9th of november... if she doesn't get this money order back before she leaves the states, she's gonna have lost 400$US!!! because a money order is like, cash, basically.. SO here I am, broke as hell, with bills to pay and no food!! I had to suck my boyfriends cock this morning for him to buy me CRACKERS!!! im ready to KILL SOMEONE.... =( 2 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[31 Oct 2004|05:53pm] Ultimate Highschool Quiz Name Favorite color redblackpinkbluepurplegreenyelloworangewhite Sex Favorite type of music countryindustrialtechnopoprockmetalpunkpoprapnoneother Dorks are.. gaylosershella raddiseased Sporks are.. a kitchen utensilawesomestupidlamegay Your classmates think you are.. a Skater You will graduate at age 18. FALSE Will you get laid in highschool? (8) - Yes. - (8) What percentage of the student body hates you? - 27% Largest amount of cash offered to you for sex $474.53 This quiz by imabigburrito13 - Taken 207778 Times. </a> New - How do you get a guy to like you? How Sexual.

[29 Oct 2004|06:23pm] Urg, I hate posting on here anymore I'll admit it, you are my second choice, LJ Pr is down and theres quite a bit of anger and well, rumours that I won't get into, cuz they're hopefully just rumours BUT yeh, fuck this... ihad a long post to write but i wont.... cuz im lazy and livejournal just isn't as FUN 4 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[28 Sep 2004|06:32pm] let's see: your name do you smoke? YesNoOccasionally do you drink? YesNoOccasionally stronger drugs? YesNoOccasionally your favourite activity you are An undiscovered genius you wish you were Nostradamus you hope To become more tolerant and good-looking everyday people think you are Fucking weird intelligent people though, think you are Trashy but, really, you're just A good hearted thing This quiz by apistrakus - Taken 47652 Times. </a> New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology TRASHY!?!?!? haha that's A ME! 1 fingered ass - How Sexual.

never [14 Sep 2004|07:32pm] What Would Have Worn In The 80s? Name / Username On Your Feet.. jelly shoes,neon green pumps Your Hair Was.. spikey Your Hair Styling Must Was.. 3 Cans On Aquanet Your Favorite Accesory Was.. Jelly Bracelets Your Favorite Outfit Was.. The Madonna Look Your Favorite Year Was.. 1985 This cool quiz by burnin_up - Taken 211 Times. </a> New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz How Sexual.

[13 Sep 2004|03:38pm] Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs. Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. Friend: has never seen you cry Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home Friend: asks you to write down your number. Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can’t remember it) Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff Friend: only knows a few things about you Best friend: could write a biography on your life story Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing Best friend: will always go with you 2 fingered asses - How Sexual.

[12 Sep 2004|04:43pm] oK guys, i was gonna post some pictures, i might still later, but here are some pictures from Friday night... at this link, cuz photobucket is being a dick at the moment... http://www.livejournal.com/users/crankyfrankie/135600.html?view=201904#t201904 How Sexual.

[11 Sep 2004|04:07pm] At the rate you are going, how will the rest of your life pan out? LJ Username Your Current Occupation Your Current Mood (approximately) HappySadSickAngstyExcitedStressed You will marry anemic_x_sweet Your kid will look like You will make this much money (yearly) $416,771.29 You will secretly have an affair with evilriot Your entire life will eventually crumble because of sndo Chance that you will die before you reach 50 - 73% This quiz by peaceaiwa - Taken 1311 Times. </a> New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes How Sexual.

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